Welcome home Mr. Speaker

Have you heard the news? Newt just Poped!

According to most reports, Newt became increasingly attracted to the universal church while attending mass with his wife, Callista, a member of the choir at the Basilica of the National Shrine of the Immaculate Conception in Washington, D.C. [We have the coolest names don't we!]

Reports suggest the former Speaker will join in full communion with the Roman Catholic Church during this year's Lenten Season.

This calls for a toast! Welcome home Mr. Speaker!